Today’s the day! The Super Bowl is finally here.

Here they are World!
With a great sense of pride, a deep sense of humility and tears of joy streaming down my cheeks, I am honored to finally unveil the special ads upon which Go Daddy’s Super Bowl efforts revolve.

To see Danica Patrick’s “Exposure ad” please CLICK HERE.

To see Candice Michelle’s “White Light — Director’s Cut” please CLICK HERE.

Aficionados won't be disappointed.
I feel confident that the above commercials will not disappoint those die hard Go Daddy aficionados who count on me to bring a smile and at least a little sunshine into their lives every Super Bowl.

If you get offended ...
I’m equally confident that those of you who look for ways to be offended – after watching one or both commercials – will discover you have hit the mother lode.

My mother will be so proud.
The very fact that these two commercials are able to simultaneously juice both groups is quite an accomplishment. Something only Go Daddy could do.

Now, it's your turn.
As always, I want to hear what you think. This year I have decided to provide members of the "I AM OFFENDED" group and of the "I LOVE THE COMMERCIALS" group each with their very own special message:

The “I AM OFFENDED” group.
I invite you to take the time to post a zinger telling me “how offended” you are and what a despicable human being you think I am. Rest assured that I have pretty thick skin and never grow tired of these messages.

THE “I LOVE THE COMMERCIALS” group.
I love you too. Know that you are in the majority. You are one of the individuals who maintain the color and character of our great country. You definitely are one of my people. I have only one thing to ask of you: While the masses from the “I AM OFFENDED” group are busy throwing me under the bus, take pity on your friend Bob and post a few words of support.

Until next time.