2 new Go Daddy Girl commercials! Plus hilarious Internet-only cuts. I get accused of going too far -- again. See it all here.

Out of Africa.
I just returned this past Sunday from a 21-day safari in Zimbabwe, Africa. It's a beautiful place that doesn't seem like it's going to run out of mosquitoes or tsetse flies anytime soon.

A 28-hour plane ride.
The total flight time home was about 28 hours, so getting past jet lag took a little doing, but I think I've got it pretty much beat.

The new commercials are here!
When I returned to the office Monday, I discovered our staff at Go Daddy productions had completed putting the final touches on the new Go Daddy Girl commercials I've been promising. I think they've outdone themselves.

Both feature Candice Michelle.
We produced two new commercials, both of which feature Candice Michelle, our original Go Daddy Girl. In each, she's about as hot and beautiful as she can be.

The first commercial is simply called "Golf." In this commercial, the very presence of the Go Daddy Girl causes all sorts of chaos on a local golf course.

The second commercial is called "Christening." In this commercial, The Go Daddy Girl is called upon to christen a yacht named "High .COM Prices." As you might guess, she sinks high prices, but does it in Go Daddy Girl style.

The "Internet-only" versions may go a bit too far.
As usual for both commercials, we produced two versions - one for television, the other an extended "Internet-only" version. As you can imagine, my favorites are the Internet-only commercials.

Check out the new "behind the scenes" footage.
We also did something new this time. We provided "behind the scenes" footage for both commercials. The "behind the scenes" edition explains the stunts involved - how the commercials were filmed and are funny in their own right.

GoDaddy-esque is what they are.
I think you'll find both commercials truly GoDaddy-esque - edgy and slightly inappropriate. After you give them both a look, let me know what you think and also which one you like the best.

But wait, there's more...
We were approached by FrenchMaidTV and asked if they could do their own version of a Go Daddy commercial. I thought about it for about one second and said "sure, why not." So when you go to the commercial link to see our new Go Daddy Girl commercials, check out the French Maid Go Daddy commercial. It should give you a smile.

It's all in fun.
Personally, I think it's all hilarious. I keep reminding myself what my little brother always tells me. "We're not here for a long time. We're here for a good time." So, why not have a few chuckles along the way.

How to see our new commercials.
To see our new commercials, including the Internet-only and Behind the Scenes footage, simply go to our Watch our TV commercials Web page, or just click here.

And then there's the Super Bowl.
October is just about over. The Super Bowl is just around the corner. So we've got some decisions to make. Do we advertise once again during the big game? Or do we take our advertising money someplace else? Of course, this assumes we could even get an ad approved. After the past two years, we are on a very short leash. I just love it. :)

Until next time.